Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Santa Ji ki Jai hoo

Santa visits a police precinct looking for a job, so the officer asks him a few questions.

"What's two plus two?" he asks.

"Umm…four," the Santa replies.

"And the square root of 100?"
"It's 10."
"OK. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the Santa .

"Go home and come back when you know the answer," says the cop.

Santa goes home and calls one of his friends, who asks if he got the job.

"Not only did I get it," answers the Santa , "but I'm already working on a murder case!"


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