Wednesday, December 21, 2005


The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"

"Mrs. Ward, please."


"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples fromanother Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one isyour husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease (related to
memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Kanjibhai & Rupaben

Kanjibhai as an absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember Rupaben's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a nearby florist, and provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "From Rohit na Bapuji."

Rupaben was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, many bouquets later, when Kanjibhai came home to his wife and said off-handedly, "Nice flowers, Rupa , Where'd you get them ?"

Santa Ji ki Jai hoo

Santa visits a police precinct looking for a job, so the officer asks him a few questions.

"What's two plus two?" he asks.

"Umm…four," the Santa replies.

"And the square root of 100?"
"It's 10."
"OK. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the Santa .

"Go home and come back when you know the answer," says the cop.

Santa goes home and calls one of his friends, who asks if he got the job.

"Not only did I get it," answers the Santa , "but I'm already working on a murder case!"

Saurav Ganguly

Saurav Ganguly has met BCCI President Sharad pOwEr in Delhi. Nothing much has been discussed on this. Questions that come to mind are:
Will he or wont he be included in the coming tour of India to Pakistan?
Will he play in the series against India?

Even if Saurav is included in the team & more importantly in the playing 11, will he be able to produce the magic he once produced in the Sahara cup in Toronto.

Would love to hear from fellow bloggers.

Blog Testing block bugggggggggg

Are you thinking what I am thinking? Oh YEAH :)